fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

runintoyourheart:

WHY AM I EMBARRASSED WHEN I’M BUYING FEMININE PRODUCTS IT’S SO STUPID BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PERIODS EXIST AND THAT LADIES NEED SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF THAT MONSTROSITY YET EVERY TIME I HAVE TO BUY SOME I TRY TO COVER IT UP WITH OTHER STUFF OR PRETEND I’M HOLDING SOMETHING DIFFERENT LIKE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WALK DOWN THE STORE AISLE WITH PRIDE LIKE “YEAH I FUCKING BLEED OUT OF MY HOO HA SO FUCKING WHAT YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT I’LL TAKE YOU DOWN MOTHERFUCKER”

pickup line:  i told my therapist about you

rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

drarna:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.

“You’ve been having real bad dreams, You use to lay so close to me”

 -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-  -hears him singing-
me:  will you quit singing?
brother:  what?
me:  QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother:  WOMAN
brother:  WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother:  MY BALLS
brother:  AND MY SOUL

owenalanburnett replied to your post: Are you fucking kidding me Im not…

Oh that sucks. :/

Right??? it’s like “surprise you’re going to be in hell for the next week” x.x